Gender Politics Gifts

Bi-Curious George

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

"The following program is brought to you by the women's movement."

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

Lauren of Anti-Arabia

"The principal has just informed me that all young girls are whores, so they must leave to protect our precious boys."

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

"You're really lucky I was raised to direct all my female rage inward!"

Male and Female Symbols

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"But when we married, your name was changed to mine - that's not identity theft."

"May I pray upon you?"

"I think you're effeminate."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I threaten her masculinity."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

Regendering Christmas

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

The girl with the most curves.

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'