Gender Politics Enthusiast Gifts

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

A nude man and a clothed woman hold 'sale' signs.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Are you ready to do it my way!?"

"I ran your name through a background check app. You were a misogynist in the 2nd grade."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Sweet Girl Graduates

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

Always right.

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

A piano with female legs.

Ha ha, you run like a girl fish!

Cocktails and Beer