Gender Politics Crusader Gifts

"Funny how you never hear a man being asked how he could combine a marriage with a career."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Men Win Again

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"Being heard got me where I am today."