Gender Equality Crusader Gifts

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'While you'll be doing the work of three men, Ms. Hopkins, you'll be getting paid the work of one woman.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

Gabrielle Suchon

"Sometimes I worry we may be peaking too soon."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Working Woman's Magazine

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Glass Ceiling

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'