Gender Rights Activist Gifts

"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Roe v. Wade

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

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'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

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Flag bearers

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Moms gone wild

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."