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"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Roe v. Wade

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Moms gone wild

Tucker Ratings Gold

Flag bearers

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'