Gender Rights Advocate Gifts

Sudan criminalises female genital mutilation.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Roe v. Wade

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

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"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

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