Gender Equality Advocate Gifts

"Sorry, you are simply not the right man for the job."

Corporate ladders for men and women

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

"We want a woman to join the board and we all agree you're our an, Ms Adams."

"That's very controversial!"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Here son, are the mountains you will climb. . . Here daughter, are the mountains that will bar your way.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

'Gotta go, Stan, we seem to be experiencing problems with out glass ceiling.'

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"We are committed to stamping out sexism, so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

'Yes, I agree that equal pay for equal work is an idea that we should DEFINITELY think about.'

"No, I'm not daughter - I'm V.W."

'Exactly what are you getting at, Ms. Newborn, when you say 'patriarchy' in that tone of voice?'

"Shareholders are complaining that there are no women on The Board - so who'd like to have a sex change op?"

Battle of the sexes.

"I need to talk about my inner life."

"I'm going to get food. Why don't you work on clothing and shelter."

"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

'Run for your lives! Ms. Clarke's broken through the glass ceiling!'

"But for goodness sake man, don't you see that now I'll have to sexual harass you?!"

"This is a time when we all need to focus on how we encourage more women to put themselves forward for senior posts. We need to identify which attitudes and behaviours are blocking women from putting themselves forward and strive to manage them!"

Training Heels

"Wow, Ethan is really misreading the current cultural climate."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"I decided to form a breakaway group." ('Womensa').

'Until you joined us, Stanley, there were no dumb questions!'