Gender Equality Advocate Gifts

"Sorry, you are simply not the right man for the job."

Corporate ladders for men and women

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

"We want a woman to join the board and we all agree you're our an, Ms Adams."

"That's very controversial!"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Gotta go, Stan, we seem to be experiencing problems with out glass ceiling.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Here son, are the mountains you will climb. . . Here daughter, are the mountains that will bar your way.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"No, I'm not daughter - I'm V.W."

'Yes, I agree that equal pay for equal work is an idea that we should DEFINITELY think about.'

"We are committed to stamping out sexism, so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

'Exactly what are you getting at, Ms. Newborn, when you say 'patriarchy' in that tone of voice?'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Shareholders are complaining that there are no women on The Board - so who'd like to have a sex change op?"

"Boys don't play with dolls, but you can wash all her dresses if you like."

"I'm going to get food. Why don't you work on clothing and shelter."

Battle of the sexes.

'Run for your lives! Ms. Clarke's broken through the glass ceiling!'

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

"I need to talk about my inner life."

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Wow, Ethan is really misreading the current cultural climate."

'I don't care if you did pitch a no hitter! I still think you throw like a girl!'

"This is a time when we all need to focus on how we encourage more women to put themselves forward for senior posts. We need to identify which attitudes and behaviours are blocking women from putting themselves forward and strive to manage them!"

Man falling over - "Sexual harassment Mr Wiltshire, I'll see you in court."

Training Heels

'I'm sorry, but we don't have a men's room.'