Gender Activist Gifts

A Loophole for Waziristan

"Are you 'beer-swilling sexist pig, into p**n and violent video games?'"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

All Hail the Matriarchy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Men Win Again

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

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