Gender Equality Guru Pillows

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

She - Interpreter - He.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

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'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

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'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'