Gender Equity Champion Pillows

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

'There's no hiding from the figures, women still aren't getting a fair crack at partnerships.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Glass Ceiling

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

New York approves gay marriage.

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Tucker Ratings Gold

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'