Gender Rights Champion Pillows

#metoo.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Roe v. Wade

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

South Carolina's War on Women

Men Win Again

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'