Gender Equity Advocate Pillows

Dinosaur Day

"I can do the work of two men, but I'd have to slow down."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Same Sex Marriages.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Black and White: Segregation,

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"