Gender Identity Topics Gifts

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I threaten her masculinity."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"I identify as it/it."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'Dad What is a transsexual'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

"I'm intersex."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"