Discussing Gender Issues Gifts

"Show me where it says, I should wash and cook...."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I threaten her masculinity."

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Tender Identity Crisis

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

The girl with the most curves.

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."

Amusement Arcade

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"I'm afraid your baby has the organs of a male and female."

'I want to complain about sexual harassment.' - 'You know you're beautiful when you're angry.'

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequality?'

"We're all about challenging gender stereotypes here - every month we get a female window cleaner in to polish the glass ceiling."

Male/Female Handcuff

"It's still decided what it wants to be."

Afghan Men Celebrate New Sex Law

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"