Discussing Gender Equality Gifts

"A princess marry a frog? Doesn't sound like sexual equality to me!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Where were the wise women?'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Glass Ceiling

International Women's Day

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"Don't worry! He's just reacting to misogynistic comments of chauvinistic guys who don't want want women in executive positions."