Gender Equality Debater Gifts

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

Cherchez la femme

Female Boss 2

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Women Have To Choose

Iron Lady and Iron Man