Gender Equality Gifts

Ned helped out

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

International Women's Day

Corporate ladders for men and women

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

Free us from the gender walls!

'You're both so qualified, so I've decided, this only fair way to choose a new secretary - whoever can grab this banana first!'

'Women's Business Centre' 'Caution-glass ceiling'

'What do you say, gentlemen - ready for some girltalk?'

"I don't know why we aren't retaining our female staff...I mean we do everything we can to make the little darlings feel they can be as good as the chaps."

'Sorry, but hiring only men allows me to avoid gender politics.'

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"...we pay you less because we're men!"

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

"Excellent application, would you like to come back when you're a man?"

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

'Here son, are the mountains you will climb. . . Here daughter, are the mountains that will bar your way.'

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"If you'll appoint a woman an apostle, you'll have a better balanced team and avoid a lot of future bitterness and discord."

"No, equal pay doesn't mean you'll be getting the same as me."

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

"We are committed to stamping out sexism, so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'Exactly what are you getting at, Ms. Newborn, when you say 'patriarchy' in that tone of voice?'