Gender Equality Pillows

Ned helped out

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

International Women's Day

Corporate ladders for men and women

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'

'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'You're both so qualified, so I've decided, this only fair way to choose a new secretary - whoever can grab this banana first!'

Free us from the gender walls!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Women's Business Centre' 'Caution-glass ceiling'

"I don't know why we aren't retaining our female staff...I mean we do everything we can to make the little darlings feel they can be as good as the chaps."

'What do you say, gentlemen - ready for some girltalk?'

'Sorry, but hiring only men allows me to avoid gender politics.'

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

"...we pay you less because we're men!"

'Here son, are the mountains you will climb. . . Here daughter, are the mountains that will bar your way.'

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

"Excellent application, would you like to come back when you're a man?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

"No, no... she's the dentist! I'm the dental assistant!"

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

"If you'll appoint a woman an apostle, you'll have a better balanced team and avoid a lot of future bitterness and discord."

"No, equal pay doesn't mean you'll be getting the same as me."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"We are committed to stamping out sexism, so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"What a relief."