Gender Identity Journey Gifts

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Boys Cooking

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'