Gender Journey Enthusiast Gifts

He's just discovered on 'Friends Reunited' that his ex-wife is now called 'George' and living with a swimwear model in Dorking.

"Come on son, it's not difficult, I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Men explained.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Complaints departement for men and women.

Boys Cooking

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Burlyesque

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

*Sigh*

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"Did you want to know if the baby's a boy or a girl?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

The Chicken of the North

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

Primo Ballerino.

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"