Gender Journeyer Gifts

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

'Well of course things have chagned since you were a lad,'

Department of Transformation

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Pastorius wonders why.

The Lost World: You are Here

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Boys Cooking

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

Alf and Misery Guts

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"