Gender Journeyer Gifts

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

'Well of course things have chagned since you were a lad,'

Department of Transformation

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Pastorius wonders why.

The Lost World: You are Here

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Boys Cooking

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

Primo Ballerino.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"