Genre Journeyer Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Paper Route

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Progress?

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Meat Loaf

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

Bike Rides

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"OK Zoomer!"

The Never Ending Story

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'So how did your attitude test go?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Wedding Car

Alien Luggage

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."

'Well of course things have chagned since you were a lad,'

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'