Gender Identity Gifts

"I identify with shorter lines."

Sexual Orientation Signpost

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

'You know how You created them male and female? -- Well, guess what.'

"Mum . . . Dad . . . it's time you knew, I'm non-binary."

'Can I be a boy today'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Ladies - Gents - Don't know.

'Why be so glum when I've told you that you've got the body of a man half your age?' 'Because I'm a woman.'

"To show our support for same-sex-marriage....I've booked you in for the operation."

"According to your x-ray results, you really are a woman trapped inside a man's body."

"Such a shame. He was so close to his scheduled gender reassignment."

"Life was quite different when I was a little girl. For one thing, I wasn't a girl."

A woman imagines growing a beard.

"So far so good, but when we go to the bathroom it could be a problem. Which bathroom do we use?"

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Department of Transformation

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"I identify as non-binary."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"I just heard mom say she is going to let us choose our own gender! Isn't that exciting?"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I'm intersex."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"No Sir or Madame, I'm the bathroom host. What letter do you prefer?"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Come on son, it's not difficult, I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

"Come on son, it's not difficult; I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

Gender Specific Clothing

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

Bernice Mountain Dog