Transgender Journey Pillows

'YOU again?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You've changed.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Regendering Christmas

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

'I'm down 3 sizes."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."

'Since that total body transplant, I feel like a different person!'

"So far so good, but when we go to the bathroom it could be a problem. Which bathroom do we use?"