Transgender Trailblazer Pillows

"Maybe she can explain about Bruce Jenner."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Women of the Wilderness

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

PRIDE!

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Equal pay for equal work

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Gabrielle Suchon

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Sex Equality

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."