Transgender Trailblazer Pillows

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

Women of the Wilderness

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

PRIDE!

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

Equal pay for equal work

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Gabrielle Suchon

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Sex Equality

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leav every few months...'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.