Transgender Advocate Pillows

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Getting to Know You

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Two doctors holding hands

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Sales and Diversity

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

PRIDE!

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

"Pansexual"

The Gayhorns

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

Mermen in love

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'

Equal rights for all

Civil Union cake with men in leather.