Fighter For Transgender Rights Pillows

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

PRIDE!

Equal pay for equal work

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Gabrielle Suchon

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

Regendering Christmas

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

"He's the first openly gay public figure who didn't warrant headlines in national news."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'