Fighter For Transgender Rights Gifts

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

PRIDE!

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

Equal pay for equal work

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Gabrielle Suchon

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

It's a girl! Trapped inside a boy's body.

"OK, Phil - you can come out now!"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

Regendering Christmas

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

Hate the Hate, Not the Hater!

"He's the first openly gay public figure who didn't warrant headlines in national news."

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"