Transgender Advocate Gifts

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Two doctors holding hands

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

PRIDE!

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Two of everything.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"Pansexual"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

Mermen in love

'Thanks princess, but, no. I'm gay.'

Equal rights for all

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

Palin and her curing church.