Lgbtqa Advocate Gifts

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Same Sex Marriages.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Two doctors holding hands

Mermaids in love

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

"Pansexual"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Gay Pride

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's

"Where you wrote 'All white hetro-sexual Males Are Created Equal,' let's shorten it to 'All men are created equal'."