Lgbtq+ Rights Advocate Gifts

Praying The Gay Away

Moderate Republicans

Like a Three Euro Bill

'Don't ask! Don't tell! Don't bugger your fellow GI!'

'Have you heard? That idiot Archon wants to lift the ban on straights in the military.'

Getting to Know You

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Same Sex Marriages.

Mermaids in love

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Two doctors holding hands

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Sales and Diversity

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

The Gayhorns

Two of everything.

"Pansexual"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

Gay Pride