Lgbtqia Advocate Gifts

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Same Sex Marriages.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Mermaids in love

Two doctors holding hands

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

"Pansexual"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Gay Pride

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender eating Suzy Q's