Gender Advocate Pillows

'For a country to survive we've all got to be the same.' 'Bugger! I was hoping half would be women.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Getting to Know You

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Two doctors holding hands

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Men Win Again

'Where were the wise women?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."