Gender Expression Advocate Pillows

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Men Win Again

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Autocensure

Tucker Ratings Gold

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."