Gender Expression Pioneers Pillows

'Nowadays you can't tell the boys from the girls.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Reveal

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

Sex Equality

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Part Time Woman Wanted.

Cross-Dressers.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'I want to be the first female chairperson of my men's group.'

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

"Do you know its sexual identity?"

"Once I'd tried on those clothes at your Grandmother's, I knew there was no going back."