Gender Expression Pioneers Gifts

'Nowadays you can't tell the boys from the girls.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Gender Reveal

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

Sex Equality

It's a boy.

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Part Time Woman Wanted.

Cross-Dressers.

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'I want to be the first female chairperson of my men's group.'

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

'You checked both male and female on your entry form. What are you, fella...some sort of comedian?'

"Maybe she can explain about Bruce Jenner."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

"Do you know its sexual identity?"