Champion Of Gender Discourse Gifts

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Glass Ceiling

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

Civil Discourse Reenactors

"And what have you done for us women?"

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

The girl with the most curves.

"As if he cares whether he wears a suit or a tutu."

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

You created Adam first? -- Now I'll never get him straightened out!

#metoo.

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"I think a major union selecting a woman to lead them is and excellent idea."