Gender Expression Explorer Pillows

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Cross-Dressers.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Museum of Natural Cliches

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Irony: Then and Now

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Axel, if I were to give you one piece of advice in life, it would be this: Don't hide your light under a bushel