Transgender Transitioner Pillows

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Caterpillar Portrait

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

PRIDE!

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"Recently separated."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I'm open to new things."

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

Franz Kafka

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

"I want to be ewe."