Transgender Transitioner Gifts

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Caterpillar Portrait

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

PRIDE!

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

"Recently separated."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

Franz Kafka