Romantic Transitioner Gifts

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'