Romantic Transitioner Pillows

'You may now kiss your bachelorhood goodbye.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Cosmonaut

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Swing me with your words."