Gender Transition Pillows

'Silly, that's not my husband. That's me before the operation.'

'I'd like to be a woman, please,'

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"I'm transitioning."

"Once I'd tried on those clothes at your Grandmother's, I knew there was no going back."

',,,I want you to know that no matter what, you'll always be my son,,,'

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

'Forget about the male hormone treatments, Doc -- I've decided to keep them.'

'I thought I missed my period and then I remembered my sex-change.'

'YOU again?'

"According to your x-ray results, you really are a woman trapped inside a man's body."

'And do you, Ramona, formerly Raymond, take Daniel, formerly Danielle,,,'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'I've had a sex-op, guys.' (TWO MEN IN A BOAT)

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'Fred Snack will be out for at least three months. He's having a sex-change operation.'

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

'You only like girls that are truthful and honest Well, I'll tell you about my sex change operation then,'

Department of Transformation

"Son, things were different back when I was a boy. For one thing, I was a girl."

"Life was quite different when I was a little girl. For one thing, I wasn't a girl."

Changing Room

"Mommy, tell me again what life was like back when you were a boy."

The (Trans) Gender Pay Gap

"Come on son, it's not difficult, I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

Eva K, trans-transgender..."I was a guy for a while, but I hated it. I'm back."

"Come on son, it's not difficult; I'm your mother Victoria. Formerly your father Victor, and that's your Father Jack, formerly your mother Jackie."

"Jason felt like a new woman now he's found a bra to fit."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no long a fellow, is she?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

'YOU again?'

He's just discovered on 'Friends Reunited' that his ex-wife is now called 'George' and living with a swimwear model in Dorking.