Transgender Journey Mugs

'YOU again?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You've changed.'

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I want to be ewe."

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Regendering Christmas

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

TransINSECTuals

"Uhh... I don't know... did you do something different with your hair?"

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

'Since that total body transplant, I feel like a different person!'

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."