Gender Discussion Participants Pillows

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

Tender Identity Crisis

The girl with the most curves.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

vive la difference

Gender.

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

"A princess marry a frog? Doesn't sound like sexual equality to me!"

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Transvestite restrooms.

"You're writing letters in the masculine again."

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."

"And he had the nerve to tell me to close the laptop lid."