Playful Gender Commentator Gifts

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

A shared passion

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

The girl with the most curves.

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

The Imperfect Hostess

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"They're all Neanderthals."

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Bullets and Cowets

'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"No, ma'am. Perjury is not a woman's prerogative."

Male/Female Handcuff