Gender Role Commentator Gifts

Ladies of the Creation! - No. IV - Naturally the female thinks shopping very tiresome.

'No way can we have a girl - we've only one boy to go for a football team.'

'I, Sarah Palin, wear the pants in the Republican Party!'

'When you play house, for the sake of your grandmother, please keep your role playing traditional.'

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

"No, ma'am. Perjury is not a woman's prerogative."

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

A shared passion

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."