Gender Discussion Participant T-Shirts

Tender Identity Crisis

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

"Then one day he vanished without a trace."

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

Gender.

Transvestite restrooms.

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.