Indecision Master Gifts

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Book or audiotape... book or audiotape... book or...'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."